"I just bought my first gun today,” Eric Barber said. Eric was excited to tell us about his first-ever gun purchase, but he hadn’t told his wife yet.[fox23.com]

Remember: No matter how excited you are at having made your first gun purchase, under no circumstances should you jump up and down in the mall yelling "I'VE GOT A GUN, I'VE GOT A GUN!". 8o)