But instead of sliding down to freedom, the police say, Anthony Silva dropped more than 25 feet to the pavement. Now, Silva, 31, has two collapsed lungs and broken legs –– as well as two charges of shoplifting and one for resisting arrest, Maj. Thomas F. Oates III said.[projo.com]

This was no doubt one of the moves that Silva always thought would work, but neglected to try out ahead of time ...