A federal grand jury indicted 51-year-old Carlen Joe Kirby Jr. this week after drawing the attention of Transportation Security Administration officers on May 8 by putting the empty pistol magazine on a table at a security checkpoint. Kirby identified himself as a federal agent working for the State Department and provided identification. He was told he could not bring the clip through security and he said he would give it to his sister, who had dropped him off.

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